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JAMMING REMOTES
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Jamming Remote Owners Top Ten Suggestions for Amateur Radio Operators
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1. Be proud of what you have. You paid a lot of fucking
money for that equipment. Let the public know what you are, what a powerful
remote is, and why it's valuable. Let your feelings be known to Congress,
the FCC, and especially Riley. Everyone else does.
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2. Operate as if the whole world in listening. It is
!! That's why you set up your jamming remote in the first place. And
if you did it right, the world has no choice but to listen when you
Mash the pickle baby!
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3. Take nothing for granted. Riley can't, and you can't
either.
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4. You're at a crossroads now. "Be careful what
you wish for, you might get it." Seize the moment and make this
your finest hour. Richard Burton wished for a license. He got it, then
Riley "seized the moment." :-)
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5. Make sure that on your watch, Amateur Radio never
becomes "quiet." After all, you paid all that money for your
fucking amplifier, play some music for Christ's sake!
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6. Teach the new licensees "almost" everything
about setting up their jamming remote. Always hold back a little. Otherwise,
their jamming remote just might get over yours. Make sure those you
teach live farther away from the repeater than you do. Keep the 435
legacy of jamming remotes alive like your elmers did for you.
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7. Enjoy your jamming remote. Celebrate it. But realize
it comes with responsibility. Minimize your jamming during the morning
and evening commute hours and during nets. The rest of the time, jam
like a mother fucker!
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8. Stay away from the arrogant negative operators who
know all the answers. Otherwise, they might beat the shit out of you
at the swap meat for jamming them.
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9. Never allow Amateur Radio to become the audio version
of The Jerry Springer Show. We need to remain way more entertaining
than that homo.
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10. You may not always agree with everyone and that's
fine. My signal is getting into the repeater over the top of yours and
that's all that fucking matters.
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Riley Hollingsworth's Ten Personal Suggestions for Amateur Radio Operators
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